It’s almost time. After a long exhaustive primary season, we’ve finally reached the convention.
PUMA HQ is open. PUMAs from all across the US are en route to Denver. Conflucians MAWM and GaryChapelHill have readied the PUMAmobile. All systems are a go for Denver. Even John McCain is participating. He’s released a new ad made especially for this event featuring “The One”:
It’s bound to be a week of drama. Obama will either be crowned or Hillary will emerge triumphant after a tough floor fight. Try and rest up today while you can. We are in for a wild, unpredictable week ahead.